*note* this journal is less about me then ever *end note*

This is for all you Hellsing fans out there primarily! =3
What is Hellsing was a western! Less likely to take place in england thought but like alucard could have a black horse with 8 red eyes and instead of his pistol he'd more likely have a really bitchin' revolver!

Seras will be either a cowgirl gunslinger or maybe dressed like a harlet or something 8D

I think Integra would be more likely to wear a red harlet dress then anyone with a .22 hidden in her garder belt =3

Ghouls would all be cooler cause they'd all look like banditos and some may be wearing panchos and sombreros and have big ol moustaches! Bullet belts that X across the shoulders

Walter I think would nearly look the same and probably run a bank.... Just instead brown vest! His specialty tripping horses! or cutting carriages in half or a gun dealer

Anderson I think would have to wear some of those long brown monk robes and always be pulling the rope for the bell tower

Shrodlinger (needs spell check) But he could be an Indian shape shifter AKA wolfen

Pip: gun for hire, bandit mercenary use your judgment

Rip I figure another Indian personification but I don't think you want to start making the Nazi's into Indians at least all of them anyways

I don't know what else to think comment me what you think and if you actually draw any of this stuff out comment me a link here too or something =3

The valentine brothers can be gypsies or merchants who try and pawn off super tonic the ghouls they use as a marketing tactic as you can see this man suffers from being dead but not with our super tonic *poors tonic down ghoul* undead begone! **ghoul explodes* permanently?


...What you get from listening too mein bester freund one too many times in German

Mein bester freund ist Winnitou